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2008-03-13T17:18:00.000-07:00

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Missile shoots down spy satellite, explodes in idiocy

2008-02-22T10:29:00.000-08:00

nosupecualponerme
mmm $15,000 million wasted;NEXT SATELLITE PLEASE DOND SEND IT AND give 1 million to a 15,000 people,INSTEAD OR WASTED LIKE THAT AGAIN;BESIDES THEY NEVER FIND OSAMA..LOL THAT WAS THE PROPOSIT OF THIS SPY SATELLITE.WITH THAT MONEY WE COULD SEND 150,000 KIDS TO COLLEGE,MAKE SOME HOSPITALS FOR THE VETS IF U DECIDE,OR HELP 150,000 HOMELESS PEOPLE;GIVE A REAL TECHNICAL TRAINING TO THE WELFARE FRIENDS OR GIVE A ONE TIME PAYMENT TO 1,200,000 DISABELED PEOPLE OF $12,500;WHAT A WASTED <--U TAXES AT WORK

nosupecualponerme
aint worry for obama u the islam MUCH LESS FOR eu or usa aint got no country no armies and no religion i just worry for my money;MONEY TALKS BULLSHIT WALKS;I GUEES ur the first black german HERE ,AND YES U work u self out against any enemies u got,I DONT have enemyes im a friend of the world its why i dont care about u dislakies to another persons and YES IM NOT GERMAN U WHITE U BLACk U YELLOW U GREEN U BROWN MUCH LESS OUT SPACE ALIEN IM JUST ME another human,so go fight i watch u from here LOL

RockefellerRuins
if they can make a missile hit a target that far away at that speed, 17,000 miles per hour.. they can make planes hit giant buildings at 400, think about it people.

MarcLecavalier1976
the chineese want to go on the moon soon, so they thought of looking at the usa moon landing site.. well the americans clearly doesnt want em to see that there was no moon landing. the gaz in the satellite story is another hoax. God bless america ? my eye.....

MarcLecavalier1976
that satellite was taking pictures of the "moon landing" that never took place... they shot it down.. they said it would damage the earth if they made it crash ! hahaha myr station crashed on earth and it was like 100 times bigger. Again, wake up americans !!!

Rocket Blows Up, Comments Just Blow

2007-01-31T12:11:00.000-08:00

kinghd (2 hours ago)
i bet its america coz they always have new weapons

Wilf1992 (2 hours ago)
Am I seeing things or was that blasted off from an Oil Rig ? If it was then that was very stupid as oil is highly flammable!

SyberKowboy (2 hours ago)
This was broadcast life from what I understand and it is supposed to be the best launch system available right now.

drsmartz (1 hour ago)
Warning: there is a lot of foolish speculation in these comments. Wikipedia has a bunch of the information on Sea Launch.
(Because Wikipedia is -such- a reliable source.)

Ahippi (1 hour ago)
Wrong they are trying to scare the Irinians .

Ahippi (21 minutes ago)
Fake audio the rocket motor sound was still being heard long after the thing blew apart.
(Yes, because once the rocket explodes you can't hear the explosion anymore.)

bros4 (18 minutes ago)
Thats what you get for letting a woman do the countdown...

Rocket Powered Scooter Fail, Comments Fail More

2007-01-23T09:26:00.000-08:00

Sanakeuh (12 hours ago)
oh wow wasn't that smart... something i would expect from a few teenagers... not a community.. of witch a plethora of old people present..
(Does that make it a coven?)

ergd12 (12 hours ago)
your scooter is gay and so is all the time you wasted with 2hrs of nothing and 1 sec of the thing fucking up. try shooting it up your ass next time prick!!!

sickofshadows (11 hours ago)
Cut the first two and a half minutes off you semen-covered fuckwit. Also that sucked.

b33b01kuro (11 hours ago)
Especially when u put it on
the bottom like that lol i think it would be better
if u somehow mounted them on the handlebars while at
the same time remembering safety. <<all this is coming
from a guy that knows nothing about rocket science. (btw havent u seen vids where they just stick rockets on random things? lol all of them do the same thing, shoot up and go out of control >.< )
(ya lol ur wtf)

3521warrior (11 hours ago)
to long and stupid
(To Long! To Stupid! May they live long and stupid!)

jipps39 (10 hours ago)
i wish he would of stayd on it
(Well I wish you should of have of would)

jayemm7891 (9 hours ago)
stupid bush-land texans...
(says the guy who didn't install rockets on a scooter)

edhog (8 hours ago)
when i grow up i wanna be like thow guys
(thow guys are awesome. they thow things.)

AustraliaTwo (5 hours ago)
When you accelerate hard on a motorbike you lean your weight forward over the bars. This dickhead doesn't understand basic physics!! They might be whites but they act like simple blacks. Texan's = the dump that you leave in the toilet.
(Wow, this one is like, some kind of double-layered racist. I wonder how he feels about BLACK TEXANS.)

Butwezele (4 hours ago)
Only in Texas right... WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU GU
YS THINKING?!?! AND TO HAVE KID/s THIRE, WHO CAN HAVE THIRE HEADS blOW OFF WHAT WERE YOU THINKING! AND YES IT IS A BAS IDEA!
(So! Angry! Must! Smash! Keyboard! With! Fist!)

lindaerrol (3 hours ago)
Yeah, that's amazing... must be a really high powered rocket, to propel that scooter into the air! Really, truly amazing... and I would be scared to stand near it, it's going fast! But hey, I really want you just to know that I've actually seen a witch! Yeah, it's a real witch. And I caught it on camera! Look at it under my account, alright? Just under my "lindaerrol" account on here. Trust me, it's a really astonishing video that I ended up getting.
(Spammer, please refer to Sanakeuh's post above, he mentions a plethora of witches or something like that.)

Darkwingedangel2 (3 hours ago)
this is nigher smart or clever. this is not Jackass so you shouldn't stupid things like that espasely with children around, what exsampal are you setting for them.
(I'll show you not smart or clever!)

dingleberg760524 (1 hour ago)
Typical ignorant Texan behavior. Texans, with few exceptions,are dumb, fat, and lazy. Oh and bigoted....very bigoted.
(The secret is to be bigoted against all bigots.)

"Ice is Dangerous" - but video commenters more so

2007-01-19T06:32:00.000-08:00

Trust a video of cars sliding around and crashing on ice in Oregon to bring out the NASCAR know-it-alls, knee-jerk America haters, and road rage misogynists.

rs104080
i bet all the drivers were asian and women

imagemangler
That first car was DEFINITELY a woman driver, clueless, thinking if she hit the gas hard she could get out of it and/or away out of embarrassment, a man would have stopped trying to brake or hit the gas and let the car stop, then checked out the damage.

bushpilot420
women drivers...explains EVERYTHING...

baseballkittengirl
lol i live in washington too even though it wasnt too bad of snow compared to the storm about eh maybe 1995 cars slid this much by the way who ever made this video should have gotten another camera to go on the street i cant tell from this one veiw is cars are sliding from a hill anyway tell meh if u made the video please, by the way i here its going to snow much more im hopeing to see some more funny visdeos like this

mclifer
Send the first driver to Baghdad and they will surrender

zmass
LISTEN UP! People say that Texans dont know how to drive in snow... WE DONT HAVE SNOW WE HAVE ICE! Like that video. Thats how all of the roads are not just one or two. That also includes 75MPH freeways. So dont say we cant drive on snow... WE CANT DRIVE ON ICE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE!

sniperkain
In 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word " LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this message she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions: Replie 3 times blah blah you know how it goes :/

Serpentor78
Crazy americans.. Dont you have wintet tiers with spikes in them?

uselesszorg
they should make thin an olimpic sport, see howmany u can hit in 5 mins, lol

drnqztr
Too cold...click on my username and transport yourself to Shark Alley, South Africa, and meet Andre Hartman, the Man who dives with the Great White Shark ! (Note: Link goes to comment form where you can angrily berate him for spam)

Leesafc
fuckin idiots ur meant to fuckin drive SLOW on when its icey u dumb fuckin canadians fuckin americans as well thick as fuck

Skidding, via Metafilter

2007-01-18T20:26:00.000-08:00

"Video taken from metafilter- An arab driver has some skidding skills to show off."

Metafilter, implicated in the following? For shame:

ton121y: Worning dont try this at home !!!

olaes: Fkn Crazy..

jeremymovie: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow... these guys can pull an e-brake and turn the wheel. Sure they do it at ridiculous speeds but that just emphasizes how ridiculously stupid they are. If you want to see real skill just search for D1GP or Japan Drifting instead of watching these worthless front-wheel drive weekend idiots. It's such a shame... a damn shame!

Aaaand the prize goes to jeremy.

Hydrogen Bomb

2007-01-18T20:08:00.000-08:00

watta?!
omg not only america is developing tests with nuclear bombs but they are also with a new type of technology.. the anti-mater its completly unstable!

:(
you saying we are devoloping anti matter? your retarded gtfo dont talk sheet if your not sure bout it ok?

John Cage vs. the Internet

2007-01-18T19:54:00.000-08:00

What I want to know is how someone ends up at a video of a live concert performance of John Cage's 4:33 if they're this stupid. It just seems unlikely. And yet...

kizz06: that's stupid ,alsolutely

Musicislove123: what's to listen to? there's no music....

Grimling: I am still waiting on a nice fart ... That would get me down for days xD

I blame Myspace.

Inspiration: XKCD

2007-01-18T19:28:00.000-08:00

"The internet has always had loud dumb people, but I've never seen anything quite as bad as the people who comment on YouTube videos."

Welcome to our collection of the best -- and when we say "best," we mean "worst" -- in web video feedback stupidity. Welcome to Stupideo.